Album:The Way I Feel <br />Lyrics:Do you ever think about <br />what a lovely place the world would be <br />without all the people <br />that make life so unpleasant? <br /> <br />All the small, petty people <br />All the ugly, annoying people <br />It's hard not to think about it <br /> <br />I like to think about <br />what could be <br />done to these people <br />Something cruel <br />Something mean <br />Something just <br />But the meaner the better <br />Goodness knows they deserve it <br /> <br />Have you ever dreamed of <br />killing all the stupid people? <br />Not just the unintelligent people <br />but the sort that don't know anything about anything <br />but seem to have opinions about everything <br />They're only too ready to offer their advice about <br />how to run your life <br />And yet look at how they run their own lives <br />For the most part they've accomplished nothing <br />They've contributed nothing <br />Their lives are miserable <br />But they talk, talk, talk <br />At the very least their tongues should be cut out <br />At the very least <br /> <br />Do you ever wanna <br />kill all the people who tell lies? <br />Some certainly deserve it <br />Not necessarily the big liars <br />or even those who teach lies as truth <br />I'm talking about people <br />who say one thing and do another <br />or who tell you they sent something express mail <br />when you know they haven't <br /> <br />Did you ever want to <br />kill all the slow people in the world? <br />The people who are in front of you <br />when they should be behind you <br />A crime that the swift should be help back by the slow <br />And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it <br /> <br />And what about all the really ugly people? <br />Add them to the list as well <br />Some people try not to think about life's ugliness <br />I've thought about it <br />I've thought about it quite a lot <br />Something should be done to these people <br />Something to make them suffer <br />the way they've made us suffer <br /> <br />I say, bring back the circus maximus <br />for starters <br />Unless these weeds are dealt with <br />they'll poison everything <br />They are poisoning everything <br />We need a gardener <br />A brutal gardener <br />A thorough, thoughtful gardener <br />An iron gardener <br /> <br />Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler? <br />Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him? <br />Or Roi d'Ys? <br />Ayatollah Khomeini <br />Adolf Hitler <br />Benito Mussolini <br />Nero <br />Diocletian <br />Kitchener <br />Come back!